It's late afternoon and Miss Wilson has just started her English lesson for her Primary 7 class, today they are learning more complicated words.
"Ok class, our first word is 'contagious'. Can anyone use this word in a sentence?"
Wee Sammy at the back of the class raises his hand, "Please Miss. Yesterday our neighbour was painting his fence with a 1 and a quarter inch brush and me da' said it would take the contagious."
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Thursday, 26 July 2007
Sunday, 1 April 2007
A Joke
A zoophile, a murderer, a necrophile, an arsonist and a masochist are all sitting on a park bench on a sunny but rather quiet day.
After a while the zoophile turns to the others and says, "I'm bored, lets ride a cat."
The murderer thinks about this for a second and says, "Ok, lets ride a cat and then kill it."
The necrophile likes where this is going and says, "Yeah, lets ride a cat, kill it, then we can ride it again."
The arsonist sees a good opportunity and adds, "Lets ride a cat, kill it, ride it again and then we'll set fire to it."
There is a long silence as the group ponders the possibilities and it is broken only because the masochist goes, "Meow."
After a while the zoophile turns to the others and says, "I'm bored, lets ride a cat."
The murderer thinks about this for a second and says, "Ok, lets ride a cat and then kill it."
The necrophile likes where this is going and says, "Yeah, lets ride a cat, kill it, then we can ride it again."
The arsonist sees a good opportunity and adds, "Lets ride a cat, kill it, ride it again and then we'll set fire to it."
There is a long silence as the group ponders the possibilities and it is broken only because the masochist goes, "Meow."
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