Apparently the average male burns off the equivalent of one quarter of a Topic bar whilst in the act of pleasuring himself. This leads me to wonder if this couldn't be promoted as the new wonder diet of the year, "Wank yourself to better health", and of course there's the added bonus of all those endorphins being released into the bloodstream making us all a happier, more relaxed people.
I think that I'm on to a real winner here, I wonder if I could get a grant from the Princes Trust to get started?
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Thursday, 1 March 2007
Monday, 26 February 2007
Thought for the day
I would like to meet 'Larry', the supposed benchmark for all happiness, though I get the feeling that anyone that happy would just give you a somewhat primal urge to punch him in the face repeatedly. Thing is, he'd probably thank you for it.
And thus in conclusion for a person to be 'Happy as Larry' they would in fact be someone who constantly gets beaten around and is grateful for it, so logically speaking the happiest people on the planet are those jolly folk who visit S&M parlors. This is why emo kids always look so sad, everyone wants to punch them but too much restraint is demonstrated by society and thus another piece of crap poetry about how the world is a gray and dismal place comes into existence.
Make the world a happier place, punch a goth today.
And thus in conclusion for a person to be 'Happy as Larry' they would in fact be someone who constantly gets beaten around and is grateful for it, so logically speaking the happiest people on the planet are those jolly folk who visit S&M parlors. This is why emo kids always look so sad, everyone wants to punch them but too much restraint is demonstrated by society and thus another piece of crap poetry about how the world is a gray and dismal place comes into existence.
Make the world a happier place, punch a goth today.
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