Thursday, 1 March 2007

Full

I'm very full right now. Drunk as a skunk in fact. So, what pearls of wisdom can I leave you with right now..?

1/ If a girl says that she works in the rates office don't ever tell her that you aren't sure whether you should punch her in the face or buy her a drink and spit in it.

2/ That thing that you thought was really witty so you thought that you should say it to the sober rates girl... don't.

3/White russians with JD chasers are not good.

4/ That girl in the white hot pants needs the mother of all wedgies just for the fact that she looks like a cock tease.

5/ Your hair looks exceptionally gay.

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