Roy Keane on questionable facial hair...

I'm approaching this from the perspective of someone who cares exactly fuck all about football.

Roy Keane, the Mad Irishman, or Arsehole as I've also heard him described has got himself in a position of relative power in the game and so naturally he'll want to emulate someone also known to have wielded great power at one time.

I'm just questioning his choice in world leader to emulate...

I'm planning my attack- Roy Keane

Funny story...- Saddam Hussein

Really though, when you have the ability to grow a moustache you have absolutely no excuse not to go for the full Teddy.

I punched a bear so hard today it shit freedom.
-Teddy Roosevelt

My friends, intelligencia

Excelsior!!!

Pornhub's Erection Goes Down

Penis jokes!

LINK>> Pornhub SFW ad in Times Square comes down

Writing

In case anyone thinks that I've been quite on the writing front during the interim of blessed silence on this blog here's a link to another blog I've been keeping a few jottings stored on (largely scratching the surface of what I have actually written).

Am currently working on a novel entitled Puritan (haven't abandoned the Mana story, it still gets the odd rattle too).

LINK>>My First Chapters, a collection of bits and pieces.

I'm going down, I'm yelling TINDER!!!

So it seems according to Tinder I am a man destined to find love at a price...

   

  

 

 

   

I'm going to Mars...

.... in what might be remembered as the saddest way possible, but I've done this kind of thing before with comets and probes.

And then there was that time I got ordained because I was drunk.

Phoenix Down

BOOM!!!

Blog resurrection!

Works on everything but plot holes.

Will work on the design and try to put something actually worth reading on here instead of the usual blog drivel, because nothing is so important as the opinion of someone with so much time on their hands that they have a blog.

You know, unless you can actually get paid for it.