Friday, 10 October 2014

Roy Keane on questionable facial hair...

I'm approaching this from the perspective of someone who cares exactly fuck all about football.

Roy Keane, the Mad Irishman, or Arsehole as I've also heard him described has got himself in a position of relative power in the game and so naturally he'll want to emulate someone also known to have wielded great power at one time.

I'm just questioning his choice in world leader to emulate...

I'm planning my attack- Roy Keane

Funny story...- Saddam Hussein


Really though, when you have the ability to grow a moustache you have absolutely no excuse not to go for the full Teddy.

I punched a bear so hard today it shit freedom.
-Teddy Roosevelt

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