G-Man: The Early Years

Not saying I believe any of that 'Ebola is a product of the US Government designed for population control' conspiracy theory horseshit, but sometimes they really don't do themselves any favours:

"I am so fucking unfazed right now"- Civil Servant with trousers specially fitted to contain his massive balls.

LINK>>Clipboard Man and the HazMat Guys: The Ebola Adventure

They could nearly be a crime fighting team travelling around in a minivan with a dog, or a really crappy 80's hair-metal band.

The guy obviously understands how Ebola actually works, spread through bodily fluids like blood, sweat, tears, and semen (now THAT is a danger shag) but still, that guy must carry his balls around in a wheelbarrow.

Or else is preparing himself for a trans-cosmic adventure in his later days...

"Look into my dreamy eyes, they've seen things."