Thought for the day

I would like to meet 'Larry', the supposed benchmark for all happiness, though I get the feeling that anyone that happy would just give you a somewhat primal urge to punch him in the face repeatedly. Thing is, he'd probably thank you for it.

And thus in conclusion for a person to be 'Happy as Larry' they would in fact be someone who constantly gets beaten around and is grateful for it, so logically speaking the happiest people on the planet are those jolly folk who visit S&M parlors. This is why emo kids always look so sad, everyone wants to punch them but too much restraint is demonstrated by society and thus another piece of crap poetry about how the world is a gray and dismal place comes into existence.

Make the world a happier place, punch a goth today.

In the beginning...

Wasn't sure how I should begin this little quest of self-enlightenment and shameless self promotion, so here's the opening paragraph of my current work in progress, 'Shop!'-

The first thing that I saw was the light, beautiful and intense it was, radiant in the way only the divine could be. The darkness receded about it's edges as its potency increased, it was intoxicating, enticing, soon there was nothing but the light. The next thing that I noticed was the headache and the overwhelming desire to never again face the light of day. Typical Monday morning really.