A zoophile, a murderer, a necrophile, an arsonist and a masochist are all sitting on a park bench on a sunny but rather quiet day.
After a while the zoophile turns to the others and says, "I'm bored, lets ride a cat."
The murderer thinks about this for a second and says, "Ok, lets ride a cat and then kill it."
The necrophile likes where this is going and says, "Yeah, lets ride a cat, kill it, then we can ride it again."
The arsonist sees a good opportunity and adds, "Lets ride a cat, kill it, ride it again and then we'll set fire to it."
There is a long silence as the group ponders the possibilities and it is broken only because the masochist goes, "Meow."
